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DIY Cellulite Zapping Lotion Bar

Since it’s officially Summer, now, you know what that means. . .  . Shorts, swimsuits, and a lot less coverage. Which, of course, draw attention to something most women would rather not: Cellulite. 

A.k.a. Orange peel. Cottage cheese. Dimples. Adiposis edematosis. 

Which brings us to Cellulite Zapping Lotion Bars. Made by infusing the oils with coffee grounds for at least a month, so that the bars are packed with caffeine to plump up skin and temporarily minimize the appearance of cellulite. The addition of whole coffee beans on top turns these into a massage type bar and a small amount of lemongrass essential oil makes the scent ultra refreshing and invigorating. 

Cellulite Bar

Don’t want to bother making it? Cellulite Bars are currently listed in the shop.

Also available, Vanilla Latte Coffee + Goat Milk Scrubby Soap. 

Or check out the full shop on Etsy, MaidenHillFarm.

Now, before I begin, let me mention that there are two parts to this DIY recipe. Infusing the oils with caffeine and then using those caffeinated oils to make the cellulite bars. 

How To Infuse The Oils


3/4 cup of coffee grounds

6 oz olive oil

1.5 oz safflower oil

1 oz avocado oil

10 drops vitamin E 

.50 oz argan oil

.75 oz evening primrose oil

*Feel free to substitute any liquid oils you’d like. 


Place all of the ingredients in a seal-able glass container (I usually use a large mason jar). 

Seal and store in a cool, dark place (I store mine at the back of a cabinet) for at least one month to give the oils plenty of time to become infused with caffeine. While the oils are infusing, at least once or twice a week, give the jar a good shake to mix everything up. 

After the month long infusion period, strain the oils into a separate container (I use cheesecloth to strain it). Discard the coffee grounds.

Cellulite Buster Bars


  • 4 oz oils
  • 4.5 oz beeswax
  • 4 oz cocoa butter
  • .25 oz lemongrass essential oil


  1. *All amounts are in weight.
  2. In a microwave safe container, melt the beeswax and cocoa butter. Start off by heating for 1 minute. Check the wax and cocoa butter to see if it is melted. If not, then melt in 30 second increments, checking after each time. Do not leave unattended. Alternately, you can also use the double boiler method to melt the wax and butter.
  3. Once completely melted, add in 4 ounces of infused oils and a quarter of an ounce of lemongrass essential oil. Stir really well to make sure the mixture is completely combined.
  4. Pour the mixture into a mold. Sprinkle whole coffee beans on top.
  5. Allow the bars to cool and harden for at least an hour. Then, place the mold into the freezer for 15 minutes. This helps in unmolding the bars.
  6. Remove from the freezer and turn the mold upside down over a table or countertop. The bars should immediately drop out of the mold.
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So, last week, my favorite travel companion (she just loves it when I call her that!) – aka my mom – and I left Alabama bright and early (well, not so bright, but very, very early – it was 5:30 in the morning, after all) bound for Tennessee. 


A little side trip through Mississippi and then Memphis, TN to pick up the newest member of our farm poodle gang (meet Alfie, here), and then it was on to Nashville for something that I couldn’t wait to experience. Even 11 hours of driving couldn’t take away the excitement!


Was it the Ryman Auditorium? Maybe Bluebird Cafe? Or Music Row? Nope, it was a hockey game.

That’s right. I’m letting you in on a secret that is so unbelievable and just plain weird that you may not even believe me. I am an Alabama girl who would rather watch hockey than football. Any day of the week. Shocking, right? 

I mean, there are certainly no frozen over ponds in south Alabama (well, except the Icepocalypse that time) and ice rinks are very few and far between. And I can’t skate to save my life anyways, but it doesn’t matter. I love hockey. 

By the way, according to this video, I may not be from the South . . . .


Over the pedestrian bridge and through the woods we went to grandmother’s house. . .  oh, wait, wrong story. 

I will say that my poor, ever-suffering mother was a really good sport – she only asked if we were there yet like 30 times. And it only took us 15 minutes to walk from the car to the arena, with me saying every few minutes, “We’re almost there. Just a couple more minutes.” 

Which she should’ve learned by name is totally and completely not true.

Nashville Preds Pedestrian Bridge

By the way, I think I’ve converted her. My mother, who has never been interested in any type of sports in her life (other than the Iron Bowl, but even then, it’s only a nominal interest in the outcome) said, as we were leaving the arena, “I get why you like watching them hit that ball around.” 

Then, it was time to come back home to Sweet Home Alabama. . . . 


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The Fowl Miracle.

Remember our devoted pair of Egyptian Geese, Ra and Cleo? (If you don’t, visit the original post about them here)

Ra and his lovely lady, Cleo, joined the farm a couple of years ago and I’m not going to lie, I had visions of cute little Egyptian goslings running around. 

Ra, being the  devoted and dashing rogue that he is, tried his best to make that happen.

He romanced Cleo. He whispered sweet nothings in her ear. He even showered her with bouquet after bouquet of flowers. . . . Okay, so maybe, he didn’t go that far, but I’m sure he did do the Egyptian Goose equivalent to that. 

But I digress. 

Cleo, being the blushing bride of Ra, naturally led him on a merry chase and played hard to get. But it was no luck. 

Month after month, year after year, Cleo didn’t lay eggs. And as we all know, you can’t have super adorable, bouncing baby birds without eggs!

So, I wrote them off, and decided that Ra and Cleo, no matter how sprightly they acted, were a lot older than I’d been told.

Then, a miracle of the fowl-ish sort. Eggs!!!! Cleo laid eggs this year!! And a few weeks later, yep, you guessed it! Those much longed for Egyptian Geese babies. 

20160226_154037Which leaves me with an important lesson. .  . Egyptian Geese are really good parents. Loving. Nurturing. And very, very territorial. Do not even think about picking up one of the babies. Nope. You’ll find yourself facing Kung Fu Goose. 

And photographing them? Well, the ‘rents aren’t too crazy about that either – perfect example: that dirty look Cleo is shooting me in the above photo. 


I’m actually a little late posting this, so those babies are in reality a little bigger than that now. 

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Spring Has Sprung Giveaway!

The latest giveaway from The Country Chick and my Etsy shop, MaidenHillFarm, is finally here! 

Enter to win the following:

1 Preservative Free Beeswax Solid Lotion Bar

1 Beeswax Lip Balm

And 1 Small Beeswax/Cocoa Butter Cellulite/Massage Bar

In a cute, reusable muslin gift bag. 

Spring Has Sprung Giveaway

Now for the legalese: Open to entries from the US only. One lucky winner will be chosen at random when the contest ends on March 22, 2015 at 12:00 AM CST. The winner will be contacted by email to obtain their mailing address – if after 48 hours I haven’t received a response, a new winner will be chosen. When you sign in to Rafflecopter make sure to include an email address so that I can contact you. As soon as possible, I will mail out the prize.

P.S. If you don’t want to wait until the end of the giveaway, please visit my shop on Etsy here.

Best of luck to everyone!!!

a Rafflecopter giveaway

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National Cancer Prevention Month

February is National Cancer Prevention Month, which strikes a strong chord in my heart.

Cancer is, sadly, very common in my family. . . . it’s the genetic curse that just keeps showing up uninvited. Ruining health. Bringing sadness and grief. And stealing loved ones away. 

From skin to liver to prostate to breast cancer, it seems like almost everyone in my family develops at least one form of cancer.  Just in my immediate family: My mother has had oral and cervical cancers and melanoma. My grandmother has had multiple melanomas removed in the last few years. My grandfather did, as well.

Then, about a year before he died, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. His health had deteriorated too much, by then, and there was nothing that could be done. Time went by, his condition worsened even further, until he was confined to a wheelchair and couldn’t walk. A few weeks before he died, his doctor started mentioning the possibility of mesothelioma as being the cause of his health issues, but we never found out if he actually had it.


My grandparents’ oldest child, my Uncle Jerry, died in his early twenties from stomach cancer. . . . Uncle Jerry and GrandadI know that I’m already at a very increased risk for developing cancer just based on genetics alone and believe me, I’ve tried to limit exposure to anything cancer causing. I’ve never smoked. I’ve traded tanning beds for the lovely and pale look – and an occasional spray tan. I’ve cut back on bacon, sausage, and red meat consumption. I’m scheduled to have a suspicious mole checked. And I’ve seriously considered genetic testing, although that bullet hasn’t been bitten, yet. But for now, I’m more than willing to do everything else I can to try to keep the disease at bay, and the more knowledge that we share about the evil “C Word” and the small steps that we can take to prevent it, always helps a little. Hopefully, one day soon, there will be a cure.

The Mesothelioma + Asbestos Awareness Center shared a few tips for preventing cancer during all times of the year, which I am to elaborate on. They aim to raise awareness of the rare but preventable cancer mesothelioma, which is caused by asbestos exposure, a toxic material that many do not know is still legal and widely used.

Cancer Prevention Month Checklist